"I first went to the Glasshouse with Top Billing. I didn't know what to expect. Before that my idea of exfoliation was scrubbing my face with sand while surfing. It was a whole new ball game. Cold beer while watching sports on a big screen and lounging in an armchair while gorgeous females pamper you? That's how a spa experience should be... Plus they give a bladdy decent hot rock massage and my friend Paul says the back, crack and sack wax is excellent."